Massachusetts is famous for its apples, and has a robust culture surrounding apples. While there are cherry blossom viewing sites in Boston, once you leave the city and go out west, you’re more likely to encounter apple orchards.
Today I saw a sign that there is going to be an “Apple Blossom Festival” in my area. I would love to go as a family. I have taken Kimblee to a couple different apple orchards, but during my time in the military, I couldn’t find an apple orchard anywhere I was stationed! Are they really just a New England thing?
As a 90s kid I have a region of my brain dedicated entirely to Pokémon, and thus think about what Kimblee would get up to in that universe. Kimblee giving his lover an Applin in this world seems like a sweeping, on-the-nose gesture, something he would totally do. Oh to receive an Applin from an obsessed Pisces man with hair as long as his list of crimes.
Pisces man? Although he has no official birthday, Twitter has decided that his birthday is on White Day, which in this thought experiment makes him a Pisces, aka an unhinged romantic to the point where it’s almost a turn off to anyone who isn’t a fellow water sign (or fellow insane person).
His alchemy circles are a sun inside a water symbol and a moon inside a fire symbol, so what do we think? Pisces sun and Leo moon? Ridiculous combo. Trouble on a stick.
Anyway enough with the protoscience. (Alchemy and Astrology are cousins in that way.)
Do you have apple orchards where you live, or have you ever been to an apple orchard? The weekend is almost here!
Edit: Looked it up for fun and lmao:
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